Thursday, July 9, 2009

Robots Don't Know It's Not Bacon

Ladies and Gentlemen, a robot designed to identify meats and cheeses and wines have identified human flesh as bacon. I don't believe I need to explain how serious it is that our long-foretold enemies have declared our flesh to be tastiest of the breakfast meats...

You have been informed/warned.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

We taste like pork.
Cannibalistic tribes in ancient Polynesia called human flesh "Long Pig"