Tuesday, April 21, 2009

10 Unknown Facts about Jeff Goldblum

Ladies and Gentlemen, catch-up continues. We've missed two Ten Facts Tuesdays, so here's your second Ten Facts list to make up for it.

This time, we'll focus our exploratory light on Jeff Goldblum. He acts a lot. He used to sell Macs. He is my almost sister-in-law's not so secret celebrity crush. We all know who he is. Here's a little you probably didn't know about him.

10 Unknown Facts about Jeff Goldblum:
  1. Jeff Goldblum actually has two stomachs so that even his digestive system can keep kosher.
  2. Jeff Goldblum is, according to classified government documents, America's first line of defense against extra-terrestrials.
  3. Jeff Goldblum is immune to the germs that cause the gum disease Gingivitis. Hence, he does not need Listerine.
  4. Jeff Goldblum has catlike balance, and as such, always lands on his feet unless you drop him many times upside down and then drop him right side up, at which point, habit and expectation will cause him to fall awkwardly just like the rest of us.
  5. Jeff Goldblum can make the tastiest pork chops you've ever had in your life. He won't, because he's orthodox Jewish, but he could if he wanted to.
  6. Jeff Goldblum likes Lucy a lot and respects her, and he would like it if they could still be friends, but he just doesn't love Lucy anymore.
  7. Jeff Goldblum trains every day for the zombie apocalypse.
  8. Jeff Goldblum is the modern day incarnation of Spring Heeled Jack.
  9. Jeff Goldblum isn't allergic to dogs, but he is allergic to the word dog, often leading to confusion on the subject.
  10. Jeff Goldblum has an XBox live achievement named after him called Jeff Goldblum, which so far, only he has earned. The requirements needed to earn are that the person must score 10,000 points for a single trick on Tony Hawk's Underground and be Jeff Goldblum.
You have been informed.

1 comment:

Ida said...

Ha ha. Pass my link on to your soon to be sister-in-law: Goldblum.net!!!

Very random. I imagine, if you COULD throw Jeff Goldblum it would look awkward however he landed. lol.