Saturday, February 7, 2009

Soul Sucking Job

Ladies and Gentlemen, my place of employment is, I believe, run by the devil. Every day I feel less and less like a person when I report for work, and the soul is what makes you you. Therefore, my job must be sucking out my soul. That's why I didn't post yesterday. After work, I was barely able to remember who I was and what my mission is: to bring truth to the world. Today, too, left me a nigh soulless husk of flesh. But one back massage later and I'm here to report that, just like your parents told you growing up, Satan really does want to subvert the truth. I can attest to that personally. I feel totally subverted.

You have been informed. 

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