10 Unknown Facts about Herbert "Zeppo" Marx:
- Zeppo Marx could play any musical instrument in the world, whereas his brothers were only known for playing one or two.
- Zeppo Marx invented an automatic cereal pourer, but disassembled it when, out of concern for his health, it would only pour skim milk on his corn flakes.
- Zeppo Marx could inflate himself like a zepplin and fly around. This is not the basis for his name and is merely a coincidence.
- Zeppo Marx is not biologically related to Karl Marx, the communist, but is related to the Zippo.
- Zeppo Marx could reproduce sexually or asexually.
- Zeppo Marx's bones were hollow, which made it easier for him to fly in his zepplin form.
- When Zeppo Marx and his four brothers' powers combined, they created the most powerful (and quick witted) robot ever: MechaMarx! (not to be confused with their nemesis MegaMart).
- Zeppo Marx could debone an entire fish in fifteen seconds flat without any special tools.
- Zeppo Marx could be abandoned in any location on the planet with nothing but a swiss army knife and in five days, not only will he have survived, there's an 83% chance he will have built an independent coffee house (he could build a Starbucks, but isn't into franchises).
- Zeppo Marx can gain nurishment from carpet, drapes, and most linens.
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