So many people out there have this belief that my attempt to enlighten you about Wil Wheaton was based on some Chuck Norris fad. I assure you, that is not the case. I'm simply a man on a mission to bring truth to the world. But for those of you who just have to get your Chuck Norris fix in, for you, I've done some research to bring you ten surprising and never before disclosed facts about Chuck Norris.
10 Unknown Facts about Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris honestly believes the Bowflex is the best workout you will ever have.
- Chuck Norris's favorite flower is the daisy. ("It's the friendliest flower.")
- Chuck Norris prefers Special K to regular cornflakes.
- Chuck Norris likes little boys.
- Chcuk Norris talks to his therapist about how sad your perverted interpretation of the last fact makes him. He reads to them In the leukemia ward. At the hospital. It's called being nice. You're a jerk.
- Chuck Norris makes a pretty tastey waffle.
- Chuck Norris really wishes they'd release the third season of The Adventures of Pete and Pete on DVD
- CHuck Norris knows all the words to the Beatles' "She Loves You."
- Chuck Norris can salsa dance like it's nobody's business. He's pretty good with a foxtrot, too.
- Chuck Norris has no idea why everyone is suddenly so interested in him now and why they couldn't, oh, I don't know, be fans of him before his show got cancelled?
There you have it. Ten facts you probably didn't know about the man everyone is/was talking about.You have been informed.