Monday, September 22, 2008

Vampire Logic

Ladies and Gentlemen, I must leave for work very soon, but I thought I would tell you something I learned yesterday so that you will never go a day without learning another secret of the world. A vampire will attack and kill six people at once using vampire powers, drinking their blood all the while, to keep from revealing the fact that he's a vampire. Lucky for yours truly, I was playing dead, so they left me alone.

I know, how shameful that Mr. Truth resorted to deception to get the truth. That's vampire logic there.

You have been informed

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