Beware, then, ladies and gentlemen. These dogs may be cute. They may be adorable. They may play your mp3s. But they fully intend to steal your heart. And probably bury it in the back yard. Until the klowns can get it.
You have been informed.
The world is full of hidden truths. Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just stumbled onto the Lost and Found Box for all the world's secrets. (Please present ID and be able to describe the truth you lost to claim it)