Sunday, January 18, 2009

More About Vampires

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me tell you what I learned today. It is totally safe for you to fight a pack of big scary werewolves even if you have no supernatural powers of your own just as long as you have someone on your side who is bigger and scarier than you. Every single werewolf will attack the big guy and leave you alone. Also, today the knowledge that vampires love to talk. And talk. And talk. And talk. was once more reinforced. Now if you'll excuse me, six hours of vampire legal proceedings and a fight with a bunch of werewolves takes a lot out of me. I need some sleep.

You have been informed.

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