10 Unknown Facts About Jessica Alba:
- Jessica Alba always floats on her back when she eats.
- Jessica Alba can lift fifty times her own weight.
- Jessica Alba looks white, but she actually has black skin.
- Jessica Alba always keeps her eyes open, even when she's asleep.
- Jessica Alba has ears on her legs.
- Jessica Alba can hear and smell termites and ants.
- Jessica Alba was able to will with a bite from the time she was born.
- Jessica Alba's knees can bend backwards.
- Jessica Alba catches her prey by surprising it witha loud banging noise she makes with her claws.
- Jessica Alba has been known to eat her relatives when food is scarce.
You have been informed.
2 comments:
Ummm
I hate to question you
But are you sure that's Jessica Alba you're thinking of?
Only it sounds a bit like Robert Downey Jr.
Unknown fact #11. They're identical twins, or at least they were until Jessica was in that horribly disfiguring moped accident.
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