Ladies and Gentlemen, this is no great earth shaking truth, I'm sharing today. It's simply an ordinary every day truth, but extracted from a whimsical lie. Many of you are no doubt familiar with Deep Blue Something's classic one hit about attempting to save a failing relationship through similar tastes in movies. It was a little song called "Breakfast at Tiffany's." The song was fun and catchy, but it didn't really feel like the end of a relationship. It felt like naive optimism, that both parties liking the same Audrey Hepburn movie would save the relationship. Olde English (not the malt liquor) has done their research and reconstructed the way the inspiring break-up actually went in an attempt to correct this long standing, much beloved mid-1990s musical hoax.
You have been informed.