Saturday, November 1, 2008

Terrorist Sabotage

Ladies and Gentlemen, just a brief update for you. A recent study has found that more U.S. Marines have died in motorcycle crashes than to enemy fire in the past twelve months. Clearly the terrorists have realized they're no match for the United States Marine Corps in open combat, and have taken instead to getting jobs in motorcycle factories and, via a series of psychically guided messages, sabotaging only the motorcycles that would end up belonging to U.S. Marines. Those sneaky terrorists...

You have been informed.

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