10 Unknown Facts About Christopher Walken
- Christopher Walken swallows his mates' unborn children and holds them in a sac under his chin. When they are big enough, he opens his mouth and lets them out.
- Christopher Walken has about 100 different facial expressions, most of which are made with the ears.
- It has recently been discovered that Christopher Walken does see in color, just not as vivid color as most humans.
- In Texas, it's illegal to have sex with Christopher Walken. In Florida, it's illegal to get him drunk. In North Carolina, it's illegal to have sex with a drunken Christopher Walken.
- Christopher Walken is the deadliest killer in the ocean.
- When Christopher Walken is happy or pleased, he squeezes his eyes shut.
- Christopher Walken sees so well in the dark because his eyes naturally reflect light that comes at him back out into the surrounding area, turning his eyes into natural flashlights.
- Christopher Walken sleeps for about seventeen hours a day and yet only dreams for seventy minutes.
- Christopher Walken can jup 350 times his body length.
- Christopher Walken's orgasms can last up to thirty minutes.
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