Ladies and Gentlemen, at my place, we are having some work done and the construction workers were doing some painting on the upstairs window frame. They left it to dry over night. The next day, the paint was smudged and there were painty fingerprints on the roof. Now I know no one here has been on the roof since the day I had to shimmy to the balcony after Oliver Cromwell tipped over my bookshelf. Now, it seems, Cromwell has a problem with paint. Perhaps its because his long time buddy and avid supporter John Milton went blind from lead poisoning. Maybe the paint had lead in it, and the long dead English tyrant is morally opposed to the stuff. Oh Oliver... you're so silly.
You have been informed.
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