Ladies and Gentlemen, for today's post, I'm afraid I really don't have anything new and interesting to tell. I tried. I decided to explain the 9th item on the Wil Wheaton 10 facts. I was going to tell the story behind
9) Wil Wheaton is the Kwisatz Haderach
but the fact of the matter is, it's a state of being. It's a quality. There's no story to it. I don't have a story for why my hair is blond. "Oh, Mr. Truth, tell us the story of your blond hair!"
Ok. I was born with it. A random pairing of genes caused it. The end.
Same for Wil. He was just born that way. He knows how to use the suits on Arrakis without being told. No story. He just is.
You have been informed.