Ladies and Gentlemen, today, I would like to take a moment to let you know that I alone am not the sole purveyor of obscure truths. The internet is full of such researchers.
For instance, Brad Neely has a knack for uncovering truth... and he does it with rhyme!
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Ninjas are also excellent explorers of truth. Being unseen, they find themselves privy to all sorts of conversations and events that would otherwise be obscured from our mundane view. One ninja has allowed himself to be seen just long enough to answer your questions.
Another major Truth Merchant is The Onion, a newspaper dedicated to writing the articles that most major organizations are too afraid to touch, such as this one about WNBA Awareness Month.
Should you find any other Truth Seekers on the internet, send me a link or send them this way. I'm always keen on finding more truth.
You have been informed.