- Given the choice, a vampire will choose a comedy act over a singing act, and will outright try to spoil a magic act.
- Vampires mostly like to sit around listening to emo music and talking bad about each other behind closed doors.
- Nine out of ten vampires have ridiculous names that typically include an adjective, a dark colored animal, a reference to blood, or an old, possibly no-longer-with-us city. They rarely make any attempt to pick a name that blends in with the society in which they live. If you look through the phone book and see a Gregori Constantinople, Raven Bloodmoon, or Fury Wrathemoore, chances are you've found a vampire in your city.
Monday, October 20, 2008
More Quick Facts About Vampires
Ladies and Gentlemen, as you know by now, vampires are real. From time to time, I go under cover among them to learn what new information I can about them. Here is what I learned in my last bit of digging.